Say Bump and Take a Left: How I Birthed a Baby and a Business After a Huge Bump in the Road Mary Kathryn Johnson

ISBN: 9780983601814

Published: December 27th 2012

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104 pages


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Say Bump and Take a Left: How I Birthed a Baby and a Business After a Huge Bump in the Road  by  Mary Kathryn Johnson

Say Bump and Take a Left: How I Birthed a Baby and a Business After a Huge Bump in the Road by Mary Kathryn Johnson
December 27th 2012 | Paperback | PDF, EPUB, FB2, DjVu, talking book, mp3, ZIP | 104 pages | ISBN: 9780983601814 | 4.65 Mb

Picture this: A woman with an 8 month pregnant baby hotel for a belly, a pink cast up to the knee on one leg and a blue cast on the other, using a walker to try to hop to the bathroom without peeing all over herself.

If you can relate to being 8 months pregnant, and cant imagine how you could go through labor and delivery, care for a newborn, toddler, husband and home all while hopping around with the help of a walker because you have 2 broken legs in casts, you might want to read this book, and discover the messy, funny, poignant story of my journey.

Yes, I really did break both my legs when I was 8 months pregnant. Go ahead, laugh...I did (after I cried, that is).Since then, I have done many other things I never thought were possible. Have you had a life changing event? I would love to hear about it. You can visit my site or chat with me on twitter. I look forward to meeting you.Heres an excerpt from my book:Incontinence and a Walker (Chapter 2)“I was actually very lucky in that I had a walking cast on my right leg which allowed me to stand flamigo-like on one leg.

I would not put any of my considerable weight on my left ankle, however – thinking about surgery while pregnant had me following the Doctor’s orders like a Star Wars Clone.How did I get around, you ask? A wheel chair was the first option, until I pictured the walls of my house being demolished and said, No thanks, what else? We lived in a 1600 square foot tract home with a standard hallway connecting the bedrooms and garage to the front rooms and kitchen. Our home had a typical 3 bedroom/2 bath floor plan fit into a neat little box shape with no room for grand hallways and entrances. We have since remodeled and removed the hallway to open the house entirely.

A day late and two broken legs short, as they say, but nice all the same.Next I was offered crutches.PLEASE, PEOPLE! Being off balance with this big bump in front of me was the cause of the accident in the first place! What, you want me to break my neck, too?! Instead, I was given a walker. Yes, a walker. You know, the things you see little old ladies using when they go out on the town.No, I didn’t put tennis balls on the bottom!”



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